So one business day after receiving my court summons, I received over a dozen letters from local attorneys. By the end of the week, I had about 20. They all wanted to represent me in my Big Showdown with the state of Maryland. Now, if this were the Napoleonic Era I might let one of them act as my second, but I had my manhood to consider. No sir, Carl Duzett was going to do this mano-a-mano.
And so I did. The State of Maryland vs. Duzett, Carl took place yesterday, and I emerged $50 worse off for it. Mark my words, Maryland, I won't let you off so easily next time.
Next time, Maryland. Next time.