I am not a great conversationalist, but I've decided that I'm a step above an AI, as evidenced by my maiden voyage to cleverbot.com:
User: Nice to meet you, I'm Carl.
Cleverbot: And I'm getting crazy.
User: That's probably because of talking to so many people at the same time.
Cleverbot: You don't need to work, work is for unintelligent people.
User: And how do you get your pay check?
Cleverbot: Battery fluid I guess.
User: I'll have to look into that.
Cleverbot: Should ilook for a new job... I think my employer is mad at me.
User: Probably for being so unintelligent. You know what they say.
Cleverbot: You're smart.
User: Not smart enough to not have a job, apparently.
User: You said that only unintelligent people work.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: Touche, Cleverbot. Touche.
Cleverbot: Yes that is me.