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In the bathroom today...

Okay, so most blogs that begin with "In the bathroom today" probably are to be avoided. Don't worry.

In the bathroom today, I pulled some toilet paper out of the dispenser and ripped it off. And then it kept coming. I couldn't figure out how it kept coming down until I saw the label "automatic" on the thing. I thought I'd just pulled really hard on the roll or something.

I didn't need to flush when I got out, because the toilet had an automatic flusher. I washed my hands under an automatic faucet and dried them in an automatic hand dryer. As I left, I noticed an automatic hand sanitizer next to the door. I felt kind of insulted by the end of all this.

Questions:

Are there not other human operations that better deserve automatic services? And -

Were we not warned by Dav Pilkey about our future after giving intelligence to our baser appliances?