Allie and I have been watching a lot of movies. Actually, we've been watching a lot of Lost, mostly. Some excellent quotations from our experiences:
KATE: What are you up to?
KATE'S NEWLYWED HUSBAND: Oh, just finishing this report on a fugitive down in Tampa. Just paperwork.
KATE (EARNEST): What if I were a fugitive? What if I were a fugitive and I blew up my Dad?
KATE'S NEWLYWED HUSBAND: Uhhh...
CRAZY ORANGE PUPPET THAT LOOKS LIKE WILY COYOTE, IN THE MIDST OF SONG: I have an idea! Let's take our heads off! (they take off their heads)
From American Dreamz
SHOW HOST: Now, don't be stupid.
HEARTBROKEN BOYFRIEND OF CONTESTANT: I'll show you how stupid I am by blowing myself up with this bomb I found!
From Mean Girls
(bus crashes into Lindsey Lohan's girl-nemesis)
LINDSEY LOHAN (NARRATING): And that is the day that Regina George died.
CARL (AT THE TV): Are you serious??
LINDSEY LOHAN (NARRATING): Actually, I'm just kidding.
ALLIE laughs histerically, without ceasing.
From Mean Girls, again
GIRL: Looks like the juniors have a new set of plastics.
(THREE CLIQUE-Y GIRLS SAUNTER INTO THE STREET)
(BUS SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH THEM)
LINDSEY LOHAN: Just kidding.
May you rot in the ninth circle of Hell, Lindsey Lohan - rot right next to Brutus.