Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Recent Quotations

Allie and I have been watching a lot of movies. Actually, we've been watching a lot of Lost, mostly. Some excellent quotations from our experiences:

From Lost
KATE: What are you up to?
KATE'S NEWLYWED HUSBAND: Oh, just finishing this report on a fugitive down in Tampa. Just paperwork.
KATE (EARNEST): What if I were a fugitive? What if I were a fugitive and I blew up my Dad?
KATE'S NEWLYWED HUSBAND: Uhhh...

From Labyrinth

CRAZY ORANGE PUPPET THAT LOOKS LIKE WILY COYOTE, IN THE MIDST OF SONG: I have an idea! Let's take our heads off! (they take off their heads)

From American Dreamz

SHOW HOST: Now, don't be stupid.
HEARTBROKEN BOYFRIEND OF CONTESTANT: I'll show you how stupid I am by blowing myself up with this bomb I found!

From Mean Girls

(bus crashes into Lindsey Lohan's girl-nemesis)
LINDSEY LOHAN (NARRATING): And that is the day that Regina George died.
CARL (AT THE TV): Are you serious??
LINDSEY LOHAN (NARRATING): Actually, I'm just kidding.
ALLIE laughs histerically, without ceasing.

From Mean Girls, again

GIRL: Looks like the juniors have a new set of plastics.
(THREE CLIQUE-Y GIRLS SAUNTER INTO THE STREET)
(BUS SMASHES RIGHT THROUGH THEM)
CARL: WHAT??
LINDSEY LOHAN: Just kidding.

May you rot in the ninth circle of Hell, Lindsey Lohan - rot right next to Brutus.

3 comments:

tawna said...

hahahaha. Awesome. I love that lindsey pre-read your thoughts.

Reminds me of this one time my sister and I were doing this cheesy aerobics video (oh wait, that was redundant) and during some routine my sister made some sarcastic witty remark after which the instructor lady immediately did this random laugh. It was perfect.

anyways.....


THANKS FOR COMING TO DINNER. IT WAS AWESOME.

Schmetterling said...

Carl, do you need lost intervention?

Heather said...

Hahaha, I wish I could have been watching that movie with you guys. I think I would have enjoyed Lindsey messing with you as much as Allie did.